Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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