sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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