he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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