I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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