I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I have demons in me.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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