If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Farmville is her only friend.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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