We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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