Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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