I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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