Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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