Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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