is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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