apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool