Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
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There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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