just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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