so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
well most of my day revolves around power hour
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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