i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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