She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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