What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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