For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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