I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
nutella sex= disaster
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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