Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
You've changed since you got that strap on
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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