if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
what day is it and did you see me today?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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