Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
We left the knife in your bed.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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