Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
i've created a new STD.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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