If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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