we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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