Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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