Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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