When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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