I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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