its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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