I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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