I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.