Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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