Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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