dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I have aggressive nipples.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
