I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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