Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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