i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
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You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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