Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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