People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
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Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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