Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
its liver damage thursday
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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