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then frost
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perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
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