Sponge bath it is.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
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if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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