I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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