do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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