I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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