i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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