she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
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Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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