Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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