Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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