A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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