Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
